Neighbors
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Neighbors
© 1990 Bryan Masters
Em
Em F#m
If I came home at midnight
G Am
And smashed out the porch light
G A Em
And carried you off down the stairs
Em F#m G Am
And I took you away in a hot-air balloon
G A Em
And took off all of my clothes in mid-air
What would the neighbors say?
If I brought home a wino
And two dozen rhinos
And taught them to walk the high-wire
I would charge no admission
But on certain conditions
I would set all the lawn chairs on fire
What would the neighbors say?
Em F#m G Am G A Em A G Em
A tuxedo and shoes
Made of Italian leather
And a smile that I stole from James Woods
And a big helicopter
With bullhorns and searchlights
We'll frighten the whole neighborhood
Bryan Masters Music/ASCAP
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