All in all, I’ve removed about three totally inflammatory verses that bordered on heresy. When I started to write this song, it was just a funny riff – but I kept getting mad. Issues, apparently. I’ve edited it back to funny. I hope.
Trouble with Preachers
© 1999 Bryan Masters C G D G Em D G G C G Preacher told mama and mama told me C D G like it come from the lord up above G C G sex is dirty and evil and awful C D G so save it for the one that you love CH: C G D G Maybe someday Em D this'll make sense to me C G D G Til then I just can't let the mystery be C G D G so I'll take my chances on a moment like this Em D G oh baby, just one little kiss Preacher man told me it doesn't matter we're outnumbered by a factor of seven though their book teaches love faith and forgiveness there's not one single Buddhist in heaven God told me son, you're doing just fine those are just things I tell preachers to keep 'em in line so don't blame the preacher man, you know he means well but don't believe everything you hear about heaven and hell Bryan Masters Music/ASCAP