What would the neighbors say? They’d say that we’ve played this song at every show since the day it was written. It’s always fun to play, and I still occasionally introduce Dennis during this song with a longwinded string of lies.
Unfounded rumors: I think Scroat Belly covers this song.
Bonus video, because you have an appetite for it: We made a video of this one. Enjoy.
© 1990 Bryan Masters Em Em F#m If I came home at midnight G Am And smashed out the porch light G A Em And carried you off down the stairs Em F#m G Am And I took you away in a hot-air balloon G A Em And took off all of my clothes in mid-air What would the neighbors say? If I brought home a wino And two dozen rhinos And taught them to walk the high-wire I would charge no admission But on certain conditions I would set all the lawn chairs on fire What would the neighbors say? Em F#m G Am G A Em A G Em A tuxedo and shoes Made of Italian leather And a smile that I stole from James Woods And a big helicopter With bullhorns and searchlights We'll frighten the whole neighborhood Bryan Masters Music/ASCAP